A cat showed up
Not a frog. Not a wojak. SILLY CAT — two teeth, wonky eyes, xeroxed like a boy's club page, and left on Ethereum.
Ethereum mainnet · ticker $SILLY
This cat is not all there.
SILLY KITTY is a deranged cream blob with two teeth, wonky eyes, and a blue belly. Hold $SILLY. Get paid in ETH and $DEFLCT. Three more slots are yours — they start on ETH. He does not understand any of this.
Two teeth. One chain. Paid in ETH.
Ethereum $SILLY
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Reading the market…
The lore
Not a frog. A dumber cat.
SILLY CAT fell out of a xeroxed boy's club page and landed on Ethereum. Two teeth. Eyes that do not agree. He has no manifesto. He pays holders and sits there looking proud of nothing.
He pays you
Trades kick 5% to holders. The factory already splits that into ETH and $DEFLCT.
Three of yours
Three more slots are personal. They start on ETH. Change them whenever you want.
Holder dividends
ETH, DEFLCT, and three of yours.
A 5% trading fee is swept to the dividend distributor. Two factory routes are locked: ETH and $DEFLCT. Three personal 20% slots default to ETH — pick any approved contract.
Ethereum $SILLY
Factory routes pay ETH and $DEFLCT. Three personal slots start on ETH — pick any approved contract.
5%fee
CoreETH20%
Core$DEFLCT20%
Your pick 1ETH20%
Your pick 2ETH20%
Your pick 3ETH20%
The numbers
Read from the contract.
One token. Ethereum mainnet. Supply, fee, and the five-way dividend split are on-chain.
Ethereum $SILLY
tradingFee 50 / 1000 · rewardBps = 2,500 · devBps = 7,500
- Supply1,000,000,000
- Buy / sell fee50 / 1000
- Core rewardsETH + $DEFLCT
- Your slots3 × ETH default
How to buy
MetaMask. Ethereum. Same cat.
- 01
Get a wallet
MetaMask on Ethereum mainnet. Chain ID 1. Native ETH. Explorer etherscan.io.
- 02
Fund it
You need ETH for gas and for the swap. That's the whole list.
- 03
Swap into $SILLY
Uniswap on Ethereum. The contract is the only address that matters.
- 04
Sit. Claim. Pick.
Open the holder desk, watch unpaid ETH and $DEFLCT, then set your three personal slots.
The cat
Two teeth. That's the guy.
Lopsided grin. Wonky eyes. Sausage fingers. Drawn like a cheap boy's club xerox, not a brand mascot. This is the face on the site, the stickers, and the token.
He is not smart. He is accumulating.
FAQ
Questions the cat will not answer.
What is SILLY KITTY?+
A dividend token on Ethereum mainnet. The mascot is SILLY CAT — a deranged cream blob with two teeth, wonky eyes, and a pale blue belly, drawn like a Matt Furie zine page. Ticker $SILLY.
Where is the contract?+
$SILLY lives on Ethereum at 0xD5d19691d2f745bC6749F47CD8A3E61efDe26423. The contract is the only address that matters.
How do dividends work?+
A 5% trading fee is swept to holders. Two factory routes are locked: ETH and $DEFLCT. Three more 20% slots are yours, and they default to ETH.
What is pick your own contract?+
Three personal reward slots. Each one starts on ETH. Pick an approved token from the holder desk, or leave it on ETH.
Which wallet?+
MetaMask on Ethereum mainnet (chain ID 1).
Is there a bridge?+
No. One chain. Ethereum.
Sit down. Get paid. Stay dumb.
The cat is already on Ethereum. The rest is you, a wallet, and a pair.